i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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