The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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