Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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