Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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