The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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