Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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