You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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