Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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