We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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