If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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