I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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