girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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