I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just high enough for therapy.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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