How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
is that a dick in a sweater?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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