I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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