I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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