Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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