You smell like a Billy Joel song
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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