Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
i believe in u and ur pee
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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