I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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