Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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