You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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