It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
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