Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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