i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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