I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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