dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
