is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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