Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
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