Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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