We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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