Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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