Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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