Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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