it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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