guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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