idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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