maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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