Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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