I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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