Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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