Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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