with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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