I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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