So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
