And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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