i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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