i barfeds in our rink
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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