her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I could fuck to npr.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.