oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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