How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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