community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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