Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have tasted many bathrooms
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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