I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The adults are the big ones right?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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